The secret code to a happy marriage

I came up with a simple fix for marital problems after I heard what happened to a woman who is dear to me. The secret code is; DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING GOOD FROM YOUR HUSBAND. ok, I know this just sounds soo ridiculous but I remembered the words written in a birthday card someone gave my sister many years ago. It read;

blessed are those who do not expect a gift on their birthday,

for they will not be disappointed...